the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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