How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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