we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
you inspire me to be a worse person
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
pray to the hookup gods
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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