yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Randomize
