Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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