Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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