I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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