So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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