Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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