Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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