For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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