Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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