i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
