and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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