I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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