I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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