I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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