i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
