She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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