New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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