google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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