: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Randomize
