Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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