I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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