But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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