its not stalking. its research.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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