normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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