I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
i permit you to call me
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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