Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
