she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
