i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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