so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
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I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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