I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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