seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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