I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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