If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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