I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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