she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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