IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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