dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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