So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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