I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Just puked most of my soul out..
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
