this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
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