Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Randomize
