So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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