just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Do vagina's smell?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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