I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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