Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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