Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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