Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
