Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Randomize
