Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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